We start off the show talking about Metalhead sitting in on the show via Skype. Everyone is distracted by him because he can’t just sit still and is pacing around. He calling in on video with his Samsung Galaxy S3 phone. We offer him a job in case the show blows up making double minimum wage. We also hear about his new security guard job guarding an abandoned power station. He talks about people who come in trying to steal copper wire from the power station and end up getting electrocuted.
We talk about NASA’s new James Webb telescope. Dizzle picks up a comic book at SXSW that NASA was handing out at a gaming conference and reads something unbelievable in it. Apparently this telescope can look through time. Actual pictures. It blows his mind. We talk about how it works and the consequences of how this works.
Metalhead gets another phone number. He is on phone number 20 right now. This time its because he couldn’t pay his bill on time. He claims he had to rush and get a new phone number because there are “important people” trying to call him.
We talk to Juan Lozano about his life as a kid. He talks about his mom and dad fighting, horrible christmas experiences, his dad stealing cars from work and finally getting caught but getting away with most of the stolen cars. Juan had a crazy home life with the cops always coming over to his house. Juan talks about his dad cheating, his dad returning Christmas presents after he found out what presents he was getting them.
We find out Juan does Medical Studies for a living. He gives us details on the medical testing and how much he makes and what he has to do. He tells us he has done over 20 studies. What type of people can take a month off to do these kind of studies? Find out.
Bonafide brings up Dizzle Flossing on Facebook. Dizzle likes to floss things that aren’t that great but try to make them out to be super important.
We have future salary negotiations with Metalhead and we start to ask him trivia and math questions to have him win a future salary increase.
Metalhead starts to beg us to goto a Cannibal Corpse concert. He then goes into his gossip game and can’t pronounce half the peoples names.
After the show Bonafide talks about a time when some girl with new implants wanted him and his friends to touch her new boobs. Bonafide then goes into a story about when he caught his girlfriend in college cheating on him and what he did to the guy who was there in his underwear.